Hola!

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I'm saying. -Oscar Wilde

Hi! My real name is Meg but I would appreciate it if you call me Christine Blackwood. FYI, Christine Blackwood is my rock star name. I've always wanted to be a rock star so that explains it. Wondering why I didn't use a porn star name? Well, I've decided that Christine Blackwood sounds better and is way more decent compared to Cari Asstronaut. And besides, Cari Asstronaut is such a lame name. I mean, that name generator site that I've looked into can do better than that.

Anyway, I've titled my page Queen of Babble because I do babble (bab·ble n. to utter a meaningless confusion of words or sounds) a lot. The genius Oscar Wilde have put it nicely (see quotation above). I don't consider myself highly intelligent, not a street smart either, just plain smart (adj. characterized by sharp quick thought).

So welcome to my page and I do hope you'll read my posts :)